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Honeymoon Humping & Having a Baby…In a Hospital! – The Ashley’s Reality Roundup

Honeymoon Humping & Having a Baby…In a Hospital! – The Ashley's Reality Roundup
Good Lord…I’m unsure I can abdomen sexy-time Josiah…

Pull up a birthing chair, it’s time for a really particular episode of Counting On! Jinger is about to squeeze her first child from her spawn-shooter, and all of us love an excellent Duggar Birthing Episode! 

Oh…and Josiah and Lauren go on their European honeymoon and dance like they’re in some dangerous group theater play. Ho-hum…

This episode picks up in Texas the place Jinger and Jeremy are settling into their controversial birthing place: AKA the hospital and never the ground of their residence.

Jeremy makes an attempt to maintain the temper mild by complimenting Jinge on her medical socks and making an attempt out her hospital mattress like he’s Goldilocks. In the meantime, Michelle is marveling over the dimensions of the labor suite whereas secretly questioning why the mattress isn’t on the ground. (She’s additionally in all probability making an attempt to determine how one can get the hospital to let her take house that adjustable mattress. Consider the enjoyable she and Jimmy B might have with that factor!) 

“Look what you’ve been lacking, Michelle!”

Jana (together with Laura, who for some purpose has tagged alongside to the blessed occasion) has arrived to help Jinger. (Jana’s in all probability simply stoked that the blessing is being shot out at a hospital, which suggests she gained’t should dampen the ol’ birthing tarp like she often does when a sibling provides delivery.)

Quickly it’s time for the midwife to insert some kind of bulb into Jinger’s cervix to assist push the labor alongside, and we’re really disillusioned the digital camera crew didn’t seize the look on Michelle’s face whereas this went down. Speak about a missed alternative!

When your spouse’s making an attempt to provide start however your midwife gained’t cease enjoying Patti-Cake…

Whereas Jinger is having fun with the excessive class world of western drugs, Jessa and Ben are again house in Arkansas, stuffing Henry with pickles whereas The Spurge climbs the furnishings to proceed in search of these misplaced “change of identify” papers.

Jessa— desperate to take the highlight away from her sister— has determined that she and Ben (and Ben’s hipster “jorts”) shall be going to Texas to “shock” Jinger in her already overcrowded birthing suite. In fact, they are going to be bringing their blessings alongside (as a result of what says ‘peaceable start’ fairly like having two pickle-juice coated toddlers observing you?) 

And…as a result of John-David is busy basking in his current engagement, he’s unavailable to fly the Seewalds on Duggar Airways so the household should fly (gulp!) business!

“I do know I left these name-change varieties someplace round right here… “

The Seewalds are throwing collectively some requirements earlier than their flight, which to Jessa, features a rest room scale for some unusual purpose. (Um…?)

Jessa tells the producers that Jinger having a woman has given her a case of child fever, which is just about synonymous with being a Duggar. (It seems like Ben gained’t be sporting these jorts for lengthy! Jessa’s in warmth, y’all!)

Regardless of her want for a Spurgenia, Jessa tells the producers she’s presently not anticipating…but.

“Pants down, Seewald. It’s baby-making time!”

“I imply, what’s yet one more diaper once you’ve already received a pair happening? Simply throw it within the combine,” she says, utterly disregarding her already less-than stellar status for disposing of diapers.

Whereas the Seewalds head for Texas, Josiah and Lauren hit the airport to go to Austria for his or her honeymoon. Lauren says she and Josiah selected Austria due to her love of “The Sound of Music”… as a result of nothing says romance like a film that includes a Nazi invasion, am I proper? 

“Are you excited to lastly see your new spouse’s knees, Josiah?”

Positive, Lauren might love that film, however you understand they solely “selected” Austria as a result of all the opposite “good places” have been taken by Josiah’s siblings: Jessa went to Paris and Rome, Jinger went to Australia, Pleasure went to Switzerland and Joe went to Greece. (Oh, and poor Jill went to North Carolina…with Derick.)

By the point poor Josie will get hitched, the one unused honeymoon vacation spot will probably be, like, Demise Valley.

As soon as the newlyweds arrive in Austria, the producers probe them about their new chaperone-free life collectively. (In different phrases: the producers are asking, in a modest approach, if they’re humping like rabbits now.)

In fact, they drag out the opposite married Duggar youngsters and their spouses to ask them to offer Josiah and Lauren recommendation on methods to take pleasure in their honeymoon. (Um….did they not hear what we stated? Hump.Like.Rabbits.) 

Oh, and for goodness sakes, put on a rattling condom, Josiah, so your first yr of married life doesn’t embrace dwelling in an RV whereas 9 months pregnant. Ask Pleasure how enjoyable that was…

“It was nice…actually…”

Sadly, not one of the Dugs give actual solutions to the query. We simply get a number of  nervous laughs and generic “take pleasure in your time collectively” responses. Kendra‘s face does get unnaturally pink, although, which is sort of enjoyable.

Jinger does give us a glimpse into how wild her honeymoon may need been, although…

“Take plenty of footage, and luxuriate in one another!” she says. (She didn’t specify if these “Kodak moments” have been inside or outdoors of the lodge room. Get it, woman!) 

Again in Texas, Jinger’s contractions are coming alongside, however the child nonetheless hasn’t arrived. To assist move the time, Jeremy’s mother and father have come by to hang around and the group has busted out some puzzles as a result of the hospital is evidently recent out of G-rated films.

“I’ve received berries, an epidural and an adjustable mattress. That is the way you give delivery, women. LIKE.A.BOSS!”

As a result of you possibly can solely watch a gaggle of adults labor (no pun meant) over a 500-piece puzzle for therefore lengthy, we head again to Austria to verify in with Josiah and Lauren as they start to do some sightseeing round Austria.

First up on the itinerary is a tour of the city in some “scorching rods” that look extra like boxcars constructed by a Boy Scout. The couple by some means handle to make it by means of city with out wrecking—-an particularly spectacular feat contemplating the quantity of selfies Josiah took whereas driving. 

Enjoyable reality: that’s additionally Jim Bob’s nickname for Michelle’s blessing-maker.

Their subsequent cease is to go coffee-tasting…regardless that Lauren says that the odor and style of espresso makes her bodily sick. Fortunately, she’s simply the lady, so it doesn’t matter what she needs to do!

Earlier than the espresso tasting, the producers take a second to ask some Duggar youngsters and spouses in the event that they know what espresso is… and to the shock of actually nobody, we study that all of them insists on calling espresso “expresso.”

The subsequent day, the couple units out for a bicycle “Sound of Music” tour, as a result of evidently that’s an actual factor. Josiah says “The Sound of Music” is on the very brief listing of Duggar-approved films, so rising up he watched it many occasions. 

In what could also be one of many more-cringeworthy scenes in Duggar historical past, Josiah and Lauren are quickly appearing and singing elements of the film with some strangers of their tour group. Earlier than we all know it, the couple is legit “do-re-mi-ing” everywhere in the rattling place, over-exaggerated marching and all. Josiah is looooving it. He positive has a knack for theater arts, that boy…

Julie Andrews is shook.

Again in Texas, Jinger can also be singing as a result of she has determined to get…AN EPIDURAL! Though “epidural” is principally a nasty phrase within the Duggar birthing circles, Jinger is over it and has no drawback accepting some ache aid. 

Jana appears truly disturbed by the truth that her sister has chosen to get an epidural. She is requested about it by producers and she or he mumbles via some bizarre rationalization, virtually like she has to make an excuse for Jinger getting the epidural. (I’m positive Jill provided to return over together with her trusty Doppler and pray away the ache, however Jinger wasn’t having it!) 

“However I even cleaned it off after I used it on Pleasure!”

As soon as Jinger will get the epidural, she’s in a good higher temper. She’s laughing, joking and placing collectively the puzzle, which is, in fact, a far cry from the horrific birthing experiences of her sisters. She’s not on the commode, screaming in ache (a la Anna), or laboring for 78 hours like Jill, or huffing on a unclean flooring mattress begging for somebody to assist her (a la Pleasure). Jinger is genuinely having fun with the method, understanding that she is as protected as potential and getting enough medical care. 

DUGGAR GIRLS TAKE NOTE! 

A number of hours later, the nurse is available in to verify on her and says the Vuolos’ blessing is mere moments from slip-sliding her approach out into the world. With that, the cameramen flip the cameras to the aspect so Jinger’s not on digital camera whereas pushing the child out. (That is in contrast to any of the opposite Duggar women’ births, the place the digital camera is principally inches from their grimacing faces as they push.) 

What principally each different Duggar lady has seen whereas giving start…

We do get to listen to Child Felicity make her arrival, although. Jeremy instantly proclaims his newfound appreciation for the facility of girls. (Someplace in Arkansas, Jim Bob is shaking his head…)

Quickly after the infant’s start, Ben and Jessa present up with their youngsters to shock the brand new mother and father/take up area within the already crowded room. Upon assembly her new niece, Jessa shortly snatches her up and begins going off about her personal case of child fever, but once more.

We get it, Jess. Your loins are itching for an additional child. Can’t you let Jinger have the highlight for one rattling day, although?!

Again on the Duggar compound, Jim Bob hops on to video chat with a number of the Duggar youngsters to take a look at his latest grandchild, whom, a lot to his disappointment, shouldn’t be named Jim Bobette.

“Can I nonetheless name her ‘JB’ for brief?”

Josiah and Lauren are off on one other Austrian journey, this time with costumes! The couple dons some conventional garb whereas they hang around on a random household’s farm.

Lauren and Josiah eat the individuals’s meals, play with their farm gear and even milk a goat. This journey is certainly much less honeymoon and extra third-grade-birthday-party adjoining, however hey (or “hay” on this case), no matter floats your lederhosen.

“Don’t even take into consideration making an attempt this again within the honeymoon suite, Josiah!”

The day on the farm culminates with an outside meal, throughout which the household needs to know extra about life in America.

Josiah proceeds to elucidate that there are “many youngsters” in his household and regardless of the language barrier, the household’s judgement absolutely interprets. The Austrian household appears confused and type of frightened of People.

Nothing beats the common language of judging others.

Again in Texas, it’s time for Jinger and Jeremy to convey Felicity house, in order that they slap a bigger than life bow on her head and cargo up the automotive.

As soon as they arrive at residence, they deal with her to a tour of her nursery and even she is impressed by the work her aunts (AKA Jana) did on the place, all without charge to her mother and father. Seems to be like she’ll match proper in!

“She wants a brand new diaper… Jana hasn’t caught her flight again residence but, has she?”

On the subsequent episode of ‘Counting On,’ Ben is tasked with tutoring a few of the little Duggars… so go forward and begin making an attempt to wrap your thoughts round that one.

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