The Teen Mother “dangerous women” are embroiled in a feud which will go down in ‘Teen Mother’ Historical past as being probably the greatest of all time!
Teen Mother OG star Amber Portwood delivered an A+ rant (even by Amber requirements!) on Monday aimed toward Teen Mother 2 star Jenelle Evans. Within the Instagram Stay video rant, Amber lets Jenelle know that, the subsequent time she sees her, she can be delivering the signature Portwood Punch proper into Jenelle’s face! Amber’s “talkin’ phrases” got here after Jenelle bashed Amber on Instagram Stay for bashing her and her husband David Eason on Instagram Reside.
Obtained all that?
The Ashley has accomplished her greatest to recap all the trash-ery of the feud.
Let’s begin at first, we could?
Amber and Jenelle had loved an honest friendship since 2014. Earlier than filming the “Ask the Mothers” particular that yr, the pair ceaselessly exchanged jabs in interviews and on-line, however have been capable of make amends and put their variations apart. They even frolicked at a number of MTV occasions, together with a number of MTV awards present tapings.
Till final week anyway…
Amber reignited her feud with Jenelle on January 14 when she posted a collection of tweets that have been clearly directed at Jenelle’s husband David. She referred to as David out for a number of issues, and accused him of abusing Jenelle.
“I swear I can’t say names as a result of that’s simply me and I don’t need to disrespect anybody. However there’s a sure ‘man’ that wants a pair interventions from some good buddies lol. You disgusting clown. I can’t say anymore however I’m so heated. I’ll offer you consideration…. #tryme #Clown,” Amber wrote in one of many tweets.
She adopted the tweets up by with an Instagram Stay video, through which she continued to name David out as an abusive loser.
“You’re a bitch, you’re a punk and also you’re a p**sy,” Amber informed David within the video. (It’s 18+ minutes of Amber rambles, however in case you’d like to observe it, right here’s the hyperlink. Simply remember that it accommodates loads of naughty language.)
That deliver us to Monday, when the feud ripped broad open just like the trash bag that it’s!
Someday over the earlier weekend, Jenelle turned conscious of what Amber had stated about David on social media. Naturally, Jenelle was livid that anybody would criticize her husband, so she scurried right down to her “she-shed” to defend David in her personal Instagram Reside video.
(She made positive to let everybody know that David wasn’t holding her at gunpoint or something and forcing her to make the video. She claims that David wasn’t even together with her whereas she was making the video, despite the fact that his voice is clearly heard later within the video. #ThingsYouCanDoWhenYouDontHaveJobs)
“David shouldn’t be in right here proper now,” Jenelle says. “I got here out right here on my own to say this, so nobody’s influencing me to return on right here and speak about Amber.”
Jenelle proceeded to “dispute” Amber’s claims that David is a jobless loser. (Remember that the video under accommodates loads of naughty language!)
“I noticed a video of Amber Portwood placing down David… I can say a variety of issues about you, Amber. I could make up plenty of issues. I can say regardless of the f**okay I need to about you, however I don’t,” Jenelle stated, earlier than itemizing all the explanations that David virtually qualifies for sainthood.
“And also you’re over right here making enjoyable of my husband, calling him a clown and s**t. My husband’s a welder, a carpenter, he’s nice at f**king electrical. He has a scuba diving enterprise. He dangers his life to go clear boats underwater! However yeah, he’s such a loser…”
HE’S RISKING HIS LIFE! #DavidEasonForSainthood
She then tried to dispute Amber’s accusation that David is just related due to Jenelle and that he lived off of her cash…however Jenelle’s rationalization fell flat.
“He labored on a regular basis. He was a welder. He doesn’t appear to be a bit of s**t to me, or my mother. My mother likes him.”
“My mother says David is cool! So THERE, Amber!”
Subsequent, Jenelle patted herself on the again for not speaking crap on Amber publicly…proper earlier than she started to speak crap on Amber publicly.
“You needed to go speak s**t about my husband. That’s some s**tty s**t. We don’t speak about how your husband’s all the time touching your baby in your episodes not you, however I don’t say that s**t,” Jenelle stated. “I might say much more however I’m not on right here to speak s**t. I’m on right here to inform you, Amber, to close the f**okay up about my household. Depart them alone.”
Jenelle claimed that Amber solely made the accusations towards David as a result of she was studying “speaking phrases” on the Web.
“But when Amber knew my life personally, she wouldn’t have s**t to say,” Jenelle stated. “Identical to everybody else, you’re going to learn the headline and that’s what you’re going to consider…
“I wouldn’t say Amber’s a loser, however what I’m sayin’ is she must thoughts her personal f**king enterprise,” Jenelle added. “You’re not my household Amber so don’t be commenting on my f**king life. It’s ridiculous.”
Jenelle went on to disclaim that David abused her.
“I assumed all of us received alongside. She went to dinner with David! After which she’s sittin’ right here sayin’ I’m being abused? Bitch, let me present you what abuse is as a result of I’ve been ran over in a f**king truck by my ex. And I advised everybody about it. So if I’m being abused or something, I’m gonna open my mouth. I’m not that sort of individual to only deal with that. I’ve been in additional worse relationships in all probability than you Amber.”
Regardless of the cornucopia of losers Amber has dated through the years (excluding Gary Shirley, in fact), Jenelle might, the truth is, have Amber on this one. Jenelle’s ex-boyfriend listing reads like a “who’s who” of the federal corrections system!
“And also you’re the one who went to jail for home violence however you’re sitting right here pointing fingers at my husband? Shut the f** up, critically,” Jenelle added.
She then gave Amber some recommendation.
“Stay your life. Go hang around together with your son extra. Maintain him extra. Change his diapers extra. Don’t have your husband do all of it,” Jenelle suggested.
I feel that’s good that they will share “mommy ideas!”
Jenelle then confirmed that poor David could be very upset that Amber and others are speaking poorly about him.
“You guys have to cease. And the rationale I say it’s essential to cease is that my husband is getting depressed,” Jenelle stated. “It makes me so upset for him as a result of he doesn’t must be going by way of this. You have got individuals making up tales about him now that they know he has a gun.”
I imply…don’t ya hate when that occurs?!?!
Amber didn’t take nicely to Jenelle’s video. Proper after Jenelle’s video was posted, Amber grabbed up her telephone and burst onto Instagram Reside like a bat outta hell! She delivered what The Ashley believes to be probably the most epic rant of her profession!
Amber, wearing some kind of kimono gown appropriate for lounging and/or ripping individuals aside on the Web, was not joking round. (Once more, the video under incorporates a ton of naughty language, so remember!)
“Jenelle, you say something about me once more, I see your f**king ass, I’m gonna bust your f**king ass!” Amber screeches into the digital camera earlier than telling her that she’s by means of worrying for Jenelle’s well-being.
“I don’t give a f**okay, you will get your f**king ass beat by what’s his face. I’m not that mom**ker, I’ll beat your f**king ass! Don’t f**okay with me…”
She informed Jenelle that she has stored quiet about plenty of issues she might have uncovered, earlier than proclaiming herself to be “an actual f**king G!”
(Someplace in Indiana, Gary is watching this video and cowering within the nook.)
Amber then advised Jenelle that she is just getting an MTV paycheck due to her, as her episode of 16 and Pregnant served because the present’s pilot episode. (By the best way, the final a part of that sentence is true. Amber was the very first woman forged, and her episode was used to promote the present to the community.)
“You’re on the present, why? As a result of I used to be on this mom**king present!” Amber yells. “There wasn’t even a reputation for this f**king present once I began up.”
(Ultimately, some genius at MTV got here up with the thought to name the present about pregnant 16-year-olds “16 and Pregnant.”)
“You get cash due to me bitch!” Amber bellowed. “I don’t give a f**okay in the event that they hearth me, they usually f**king know that s**t!
“You bought paid as a result of I used to be loopy sufficient for them to start out a f**king present!”
“I’m comin’ for you Jenelle! Prepare for these fists of fury!”
Amber then delivers yet one more Grade A quote.
“Don’t ever say I want consideration out of your f**king crackhead ass!”
Amber tells Jenelle that she would by no means dare say what she stated to Amber’s face (sorry, “f**king face”).
Amber says that “final time” (which we will assume was the 2014 taping of “Ask the Mothers”), she gave Jenelle a cross and didn’t beat her up.
“Final time I didn’t bust your a**,” Amber stated. “We didn’t have any beef on that stage, however once we received off the stage, what did I do? I grabbed your f**king a** and gave you a hug! You tried to stroll by me such as you didn’t see me, like a scared little p**sy.”
Amber then dispels Jenelle’s claims that she wants consideration. She even provides The Ashley’s current article (about ‘Teen Mother OG’ being renewed and Amber signing on final) a shout out!
“You learn the article, who did what final? I f**king signed on final!” Amber screams.
Lastly, Amber warns Jenelle what is going to occur once they see one another subsequent.
“I’m previous Amber however to the f**king max!” she says. “Don’t ever see me once more in your f**king life or I’ll bust you’re a** so exhausting! This time I’m not stepping the f**okay again and I don’t give a f**okay what you say to me!
“You higher have safety round! I’m telling you that!” she added. “Final time I f**king went good on you and you realize that! I’m gonna f**okay your a** up… You thought it was a TV recreation, however no it’s f**king not.”
All collectively now…Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Quickly after making the video, Amber deleted it and apologized for her conduct.
Each Amber and Jenelle have proved up to now that they aren’t afraid to get bodily. Amber, as ‘Teen Mother’ followers know, was arrested in 2010 on three counts of home battery towards then-boyfriend Gary Shirley.
Jenelle was arrested for assault again in 2011, after she gave a woman a brutal beatdown that was captured on video.
Anybody else in favor of getting these two in a cage battle and letting them go at it?!
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(Photographs: Instagram, MTV)
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